Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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