but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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