Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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