That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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