How'd it feel making her break her religion?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize
