Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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