Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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