So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
A+ Viking dick
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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