Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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