We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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