She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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