Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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