How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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