Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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