North Korea, Best Korea!
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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