chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I fill condoms, not promises.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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