I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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