fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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