you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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