Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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