covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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