great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Randomize
