You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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