just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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