I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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