I need help removing her.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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