If that was your dad, he is hot
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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