when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
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