she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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