i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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