Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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