Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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