she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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