i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Just pee around me
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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