Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
