there's paper in my vomit.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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