: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wannas sexs uuuuu
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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