If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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