There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
a search helicopter?!
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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