well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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