The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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