its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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