I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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