he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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