S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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