problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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