I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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