I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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