I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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