Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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