So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I'm getting married
To pizza
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Randomize
